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Freelance Writing Blog
I Should be Better at This
You see, depression is a motherfucker. I don't mean having a bad day, or having a case of the Monday's. I mean waking up and immediately wishing that you hadn't. I mean going through a list of reasons that people should like you and coming up with nothing.
Don't get me wrong. Clinical depression is a boon at first. Well, creatively. It's much easier to write when I am winding down and not so elated. I am also a little more prone to get in touch with my more negative emotions, more open to...
Don't get me wrong. Clinical depression is a boon at first. Well, creatively. It's much easier to write when I am winding down and not so elated. I am also a little more prone to get in touch with my more negative emotions, more open to...
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The Earthly Frames
This is the most haunting, inspiring, creepy, awesome new music that I have been exposed to in a very, very long time. Every time I listen to this dude's tracks, I create. Every time.
Check this out for some more info:
http://www.perhapstransparentrecords.com/all-releases/new-releases/the-earthly-frames-volume-1-device/
Check this out for some more info:
http://www.perhapstransparentrecords.com/all-releases/new-releases/the-earthly-frames-volume-1-device/
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Victim of My Own Success.
I mean, it's awesome that my scheduling idea is working like gangbusters. The problem is that last night, I just realized that I already finished the easiest stories. The hardest to write are to come. These deal with issues that I am not all too ready to put down on paper.
No I won't tell you which ones. Buy it and figure it out for yourself.
No I won't tell you which ones. Buy it and figure it out for yourself.
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50% Never Felt so Good.
I'm a massive slacker, but I love to write, and I want this goddamn book over and done with, so I came up with a schedule. I'm putting it online to keep myself honest and to stay motivated.
July 10
Homecoming
July 24
Paramour
August 7
Don't Ask
August 21
ExtraJennifer
Sept 4
To my unborn child/Writer's Block
Sept 18
Stalker
Oct 2
sEx girlfriend/ Lies of omission
October third will be a great day for me.
July 10
Homecoming
July 24
Paramour
August 7
Don't Ask
August 21
ExtraJennifer
Sept 4
To my unborn child/Writer's Block
Sept 18
Stalker
Oct 2
sEx girlfriend/ Lies of omission
October third will be a great day for me.
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This might find its way on me. I hate to be unoriginal, but it's that awesome.
This might find its way on me. I hate to be unoriginal, but it's that awesome.
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Standup routine excerpt: You do NOT want to see our porn.
I love sharing, and I have to say, not everything is okay to share. Seriously. Some things, yes, you should share. Like VD history, and food allergies. Some things, no. Like porno. I'm not going to say that anyone shouldn't watch porn. I LOVE porn. I'm just saying that you really shouldn't share it. I have been with some straight up whoreish women. Like gutterbutt, nasty, bitches. Like “slap-me-in-the-face and spit-in-my-asshole” bitches. Real marriage material. However, as soon as they...
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Best of Craigslist: BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m
best of craigslist: BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m
There is nothing about this that isn't pure amazing.
There is nothing about this that isn't pure amazing.
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Standup routine excerpt.
So apparently, I think that I'm funny, too. You tell me.
since when did ladies stop wanting sixpacks?
as you can tell, I don't segue shit. probably should. there are a lot of things that I should do that I don't. Like situps. Not eating $100 of sushi with six beers by myself in a single sitting. Like buying bags of marshmallows, and then just eating them. Like a fat bitch. I just hope that I don't get tits. I'll kill myself. The only six pack that I have is in my fridge and filled with...
since when did ladies stop wanting sixpacks?
as you can tell, I don't segue shit. probably should. there are a lot of things that I should do that I don't. Like situps. Not eating $100 of sushi with six beers by myself in a single sitting. Like buying bags of marshmallows, and then just eating them. Like a fat bitch. I just hope that I don't get tits. I'll kill myself. The only six pack that I have is in my fridge and filled with...
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I'm Not Dead(yet)!
Been a while since I wrote here. *cough* Pardon the dust.
Since the last one, I believe some people died, the Prez strong-armed a healthcare policy through, and I met a fantastic girl. Read some fantastic books; re-read some fantastic books. I caught some horrible movies, some good, most all horrible, I drank a bit.
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I'm counting bottles on my desk, for the sake of my career, I'l not disclose their number.
Moving on!
An old friend from Phoenix moved out here last year after I did, and he...
Since the last one, I believe some people died, the Prez strong-armed a healthcare policy through, and I met a fantastic girl. Read some fantastic books; re-read some fantastic books. I caught some horrible movies, some good, most all horrible, I drank a bit.
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I'm counting bottles on my desk, for the sake of my career, I'l not disclose their number.
Moving on!
An old friend from Phoenix moved out here last year after I did, and he...
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Race Traitor Update: Negro Dialect
"Negro dialect."
If the language wasn't so archaic, I would have a better chance at being insulted. Really. I mean, granted, it's a little boorish for a politician to say something like that, but it isn't as if he wasn't telling the truth. White America wouldn't have elected Wesley Snipes. Barack Obama's demeanor was so harmless, so cultured, that anyone who wasn't charmed by him was shamed into casting their ballot at him.
Now, don't get me wrong. The first time that I heard "he's so well...
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Flashback story- The Watchmen Are (is) Coming (2007)
I think that a great way to introduce you to the writer that I am is to also show you the writer that I was. Here is an older story that I wrote in anticipation of the Watchmen film.
So, Zack Snyder, the man that we have to thank for the latest Dawn of the Dead, and this spring's 300, has been given the comic movie director’s Holy Grail-The Watchmen. Arguably the best story to be put to pen and hewn from CMYK, this has the community in an uproar and the fallout could result in an absolute...
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I saw this and thought of Warren Ellis
Because we are secretly engaging in mortal combat. He doesn't realize it, but it's my life's goal for someone to mention us in the same sentence. Someone aside from me, that is.
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Shades of Jack exerpt: Fixer- Chapter One
"Just get comfortable, I'll put the kettle on." He made his way through his smallish apartment, his large frame heavily leaning on his cane. He hazarded a glance at his guest, slowly regaining his objectivity, but duly noting her beauty. Short, about five-foot even, a little over a hundred pounds. Her hair was
dyed in a "suicide girl-style" look that he actually took a liking to; one solid base color, and stark contrasting colors for highlights. Her arms were tattooed with ink, mostly roses...
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Good Hair(cut)
With a deeply saddened heart, I have to admit that at the tender age of twenty-seven, I am prematurely balding. I blame my mother. What I cannot blame her for is my inability to handle relating to Black people when I was younger. As in- complete inability to have a conversation with Black people. It's a total mess, but that's for another day. I digress.
Issues notwithstanding, I don't handle the brunt of my hair maintanence, and ever since I was in the Army, I would rather patronize a...
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Shades of Jack excerpt: 90 Days- Chapter One
Jack always had a thing for winter. He loved the way that the cold air made him feel alive, the way that the snow covered everything and it almost seemed to completely hide the harshness of reality. He disliked the way that reality always seemed to ruin a perfectly good situation. “And that, my friend is why I'm not a Buddhist.”, he said aloud to no one in particular. He opened the door of his late father's restored Charger, and stepped into the driveway, pausing to allow the falling...
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